Hidden meanings behind Filipino expressions!


1. "Mwah" means... "I love you" 
2. "Wala lang" means..... "I miss you" 
3. "Ok ka lang?" means... " ano ka hilo?!?!" 
4. "Hay nako!" means..... " seryoso ako" 
5. "Ingat ka lagi" means... "I care for you" 
6. "Musta na?" means... " sino'ng love mo?" 
7. "Secret" means..... " ikaw" 
8. "Ano'ng problema mo?" means... " hurt naman ako" 
9. "Kayo pa rin ba?" means.... "ako naman" 
10. "Chick boy ka pala eh!" means..... " ang kapal mo!!!" 
11. "Grabe ha!!!" means... " selos ako" 
12. "Saan?" means..... " sama ako!" 
13. "Shit!" means... " ako na lang kasi eh!!" 
14. "Inaantok na ako" means..... "wala kang kwentang kausap" 
15. "May gagawin pa ako eh" means..... "maghanap ka ng kausap mo" 
16. "Bakit naman?" means..... "alam mo namang ikaw lang" 
17. "Nakakaaliw ka" means..... "ang cute mo" 
18. "Ewan" means..... " oo " 
19. "Ganon?" means... "kapal mo!!" 
20. "Eh kasi" means... " nahihiya ako" 
21. "Talaga lang ha?" means... "naku, bola!!" 
22. "Basta" means... "wag kang makulit" 
23. "Busy ka?" means... " kausapin mo naman ako" 
24. "Pwede ba" means... " mas cute naman ako sa kanya " 
25. "May kasabay ka?" means..... "nood tayo ng sine & kain sa labas" 
26. "Miss' nahulog" means..... "anong number mo?" 
27. "Magwiwithdraw pa ako" means... "pucha naman, ikaw muna!!" 
28. "May barya ka sa 100?" means..... "pautang muna, sa sweldo na kita babayaran" 
29. "Kawawa ka naman" means... "Buti nga...sabi ko sayo eh!" 
30. "Susunod ako" means... "umalis ka na! Ang kulit mo eh" 
31. "Thank you sa gift ha" means..."Ang cheap mo naman" 
32. "San kaya pwede makitulog" means... "check-in tayo"

Who Can Understand Men?


The nice men are ugly. 
The handsome men are not nice. 
The handsome and nice men are gay. 
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. 
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. 
The handsome men without money are after our money. 
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. 
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money (and thank God are heterosexual), are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. 
NOW .... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? 



A Friend


A Friend... is a tissue when you can't stop crying
A Friend... is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A Friend... is always listens when you have something to say
A Friend... is a week when you need a day
A Friend... is a crutch when you have a brokenheart
A Friend... is some glue when everything falls apart
A Friend... is a sun when the rain just won't stop
A Friend... is your'mom when you run into a cop
A Friend... is a phone call when you can't leave your home
A Friend... is a hand when you feel all alone
A Friend... is a wing if you want to fly
A Friend... is understands without knowing why
A Friend... is an ear for a secret to tell
A Friend... is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A Friend... is a love that can never let go
A Friend... is you, and i wanted you to know!!